How Chemistry Compatible Are You With Your Lover?

Here is a simple formula and scientific method to help you determine whether your relationship is favorably destined to happily last forever or cursed to the dead pool.

Simply collect the data, all the likes and dislikes, endogenous and exogenous variables, general things  that are directly and indirectly related to your lover, personal habits, career, and just about everything that you like (savory) and dislike (unsavory) about your lover. Write them all down on a piece of paper.

Then regress them by adding them all up, and then average them to get their mean value, and then factor them by dividing them. To get the factor value of what you like about your lover, divide your savory by the unsavory factor, and to get your unsavory, simply do the opposite, and multiply each factor by 100 to get their percentage value.

Now, what is the percentage value do you like and or dislike about your lover? If 10% is what you like about your lover and 90% is what you dislike him or her, then divide them; 0.1/0.9, which gives you a factor of 0.11.

How about if your savory is 90% and 10% is your unsavory? That’s, 0.9/0.1 = 0.9. So, the higher the factor, the more likely your relationship will last, but if your factor is lower, you may want to think twice about your relationship, as it may be headed for a brick wall.

If your savory factor is 0.01 or less, then you may not even want to try to make it work. But if your savory factor is 0.5 or higher, then drop the bucket and run to the chapel and tie that knot, as yours is a match made in, hmm… some silly formula I just made up – I gotcha!

But seriously, it works.

* Patent Pending.

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What Every Organism Wants: Sexual Selection

Yes, the title is an indicative to capture your attention. And, since you’all seem so tired and perhaps stressed out, well, we are now in “officially” a recession. Perhaps, an economic depression is next, but not soon or may be never, I hope.

So, I wanted to arouse your attention for a minute and entertain your curiosity. The following may rather be out of the box discussion, but we may as well have an interesting discussion, other than focusing on the news about job loss, layoffs, rise of unemployment, etc. So here it is.

What Every Organism Wants: Sexual Selection

This week, in my biological evolution and speciation class, we had an interesting discussion, a lecture from my professor, Dr. Taylor at Ohio State University, focusing on sexual selection. The subject was about mate choice between males and females for reproduction.

The question that Dr. Taylor posed was: “If sexual preference was not biological but a choice, then how did you make your choice?”

Now my question is this; if you are a man, did you hop from one man to the next, different men each time, any number of times, and then to a woman, different women each time, any number of times, testing your sexual preference?

Likewise, if you are woman, did you also hop from one woman to the next, different women any number of times, and then to a man, different men each time, any number of times to test and decide your sexual preference?

So, how did you decide your sexual preference?