How Chemistry Compatible Are You With Your Lover?

Here is a simple formula and scientific method to help you determine whether your relationship is favorably destined to happily last forever or cursed to the dead pool.

Simply collect the data, all the likes and dislikes, endogenous and exogenous variables, general things  that are directly and indirectly related to your lover, personal habits, career, and just about everything that you like (savory) and dislike (unsavory) about your lover. Write them all down on a piece of paper.

Then regress them by adding them all up, and then average them to get their mean value, and then factor them by dividing them. To get the factor value of what you like about your lover, divide your savory by the unsavory factor, and to get your unsavory, simply do the opposite, and multiply each factor by 100 to get their percentage value.

Now, what is the percentage value do you like and or dislike about your lover? If 10% is what you like about your lover and 90% is what you dislike him or her, then divide them; 0.1/0.9, which gives you a factor of 0.11.

How about if your savory is 90% and 10% is your unsavory? That’s, 0.9/0.1 = 0.9. So, the higher the factor, the more likely your relationship will last, but if your factor is lower, you may want to think twice about your relationship, as it may be headed for a brick wall.

If your savory factor is 0.01 or less, then you may not even want to try to make it work. But if your savory factor is 0.5 or higher, then drop the bucket and run to the chapel and tie that knot, as yours is a match made in, hmm… some silly formula I just made up – I gotcha!

But seriously, it works.

* Patent Pending.

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What’s Your Dream, As Inspired by Clarence

So you have a dream, now what?

Well, everyone else in the world has a dream, in fact, we all have our dreams of the things we want to do in our lives, and the only difference between you and the guy next door is about what you do now, right now, in order to make your dream come true.

If you sit back and simply say; ” I have a dream”, but don’t do anything to cause your dream to come true, then it never will. In fact, 40 or 60 years from now, you will still be saying “I have a dream”, but by then, you’ll be sitting on your patio, if you’d have one, with grey hair, still lauding your dream to everyone who passes by, down the street.

What you do today, right now, may help make your dream come true tomorrow. It’s all up to you to do whatever it takes now in order to make your dream come true.

Stop smoking weed and cigarettes, stop drinking alcohol, stop chasing men and women, stop partying and clubbing, stop the chat, get off Facebook or Twitter for a minute and take a moment, sit back and evaluate yourself, think about the things you need to do in order to make your dream come true and do it, don’t just think about it, make a move and do it. You are immensely endowed with great potential, act to realize yours.

What’s your dream?