My main man, Al Mr. Gore, the joke of late night television shows and the comedy of the all-around town circus, has added another trophy to his unmatched and uncontestable long resume; the most precious Nobel Peace Prize.
It’s now a worldwide phenomenal news and long repeated tale that Al Mr. Gore has won the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change for his Academy Award-winning documentary, An Inconvenient Truth.
Which one sounds better, I wanna be like Mike, or I wanna be like Gore?
In reality, Gore has the most impressive resume more than anybody else on earth. He’s the only one in the whole world to have a resume that includes graduating from Harvard University, studied religion but later enrolled in a law school but without graduating at Vanderbilt, then he served in the Vietnam war as a journalist, then became a Congressman, serving in the U. S. House of Representatives from 1977 to 1985, then became a US Senator, from 1985 to 1993, representing the Great State of Tennessee.
And then he became the forty-fifth Vice President of the United States, serving from 1993 to 2001 under President Bill Clinton, and thereafter, he became the 2000-majority elected President of the United States, but without actually serving as U.S. President, but only after he had gotten tired of recounting and gave George W. Bush the Electoral College victory, and consequently the presidency, daaaank, Al, Mr. Gore.
Thereafter, he became a college professor, teaching at four universities in 2001 as a visiting professor at Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism, Fisk University, Middle Tennessee State University, and UCLA.
Then he founded his own television station, Current TV, which has received an Emmy Award, but he was still dissatisfied, so became an Actor, starring in a self-made documentary film, An Inconvenient Truth, which has won an Academy Award.
He then became a concert promoter, organizing the benefit concert, Live Earth, in an effort to raise awareness about climate change. The concert was held all over the world, with live stages in many different countries on July 7, 2007 and was televised live in many different countries around the world.
Al Mr. Gore is the author of the 2007 book, The Assault on Reason, in which he argues that “there is a trend in U.S. politics towards ignoring facts and analysis when making policy decisions”.
But Al Mr. Gore is not done yet, today, he is president of the American television channel, Current TV, which won the Outstanding Creative Achievement in Interactive Television award at the 2007 Primetime Emmys.
He is chairman of Generation Investment Management, a member of the board of directors of Apple Inc., the maker of our great iPod and iPhone, Mac, and iTunes, etc., and he is an unofficial advisor to Google’s senior management, and chairman of the Alliance for Climate Protection.
And the best part of it all, is that Al Mr. Gore wrote me yesterday, and everyone else in his mailing list, saying that he will donate 100 percent of the proceeds of the Nobel Peace Prize award to the Alliance for Climate Protection, a bipartisan non-profit organization that is devoted to changing public opinion in the U.S. and around the world about the urgency of solving the climate crisis.
Now Al Mr. Gore is going to run, again, for the presidency of the United States of America, if only DraftGore.com’s petition can convince him to run in the 2008 presidential election, and without any doubts, he will definitely win the presidency. And then, he will add to his loooooong resume, as the forty-fourth President of the United States, his Vice-President will then be Bill Clinton, yeah right, what a team would that be?
So, heck yes, I definitely wanna be like Al, and no one else.
Simon Kapenda 